What happens when a broke programmer declares war on Canada's most ruthless collection agency? He wins.In 2011, CBV Collections made a fatal error. They bought a zombie debt from 2008 and went after the wrong guy — a tech wizard who'd spent months inside a bailiff's office learning exactly how the collection industry works.Michel "e;The Cat"e; Rochette was invisible to the system. Twice bankrupt, no fixed address, nothing left to lose except his dignity. When CBV deployed their full arsenal — honey traps, illegal surveillance, psychological warfare — they expected him to break like everyone else.They didn't know he was already writing everything down.Raw, unfiltered, and darkly funny. This is the story CBV doesn't want you to read.