Taser is taking a road trip. His companion through the roadside dust of the great Southwest is a dog, a talented dog with an attitude problem. In the rearview mirror is chaos, confusion, murder, and mayhem. Up ahead, well, who knows? Taser wants to check in with a father he hasn't seen in ten years but he's not sure how to find him. He'll need some assistance from David, the big guy who makes his living outside of town-- and outside of the law. Taser will also get some help from Arnica, whose chief talent seems to be appearing in the nick of time. He'll track down his father and discover a lost aunt in the Garden. The meeting with his past will bring more questions than answers, and he'll have to dig deep—really deep. Taser is going Underground to discover exactly what--or who--he is. He'll be offered the chance to embrace it all. Strange things happen, suggesting that there is nothing more real than the surreal. The Allegory of Taser is a story of discovery, redemption, and the power of friendship.