191/2 Spells Disguised As Poems

The first thing you should know about this book is that it's DEFINITELY NOT a collection of actual magic spells because magic isn't real, obviously. Disguising spells as a collection of poems is the kind of wickedly brilliant thing that only an absolute supervillain would do, and this poet is not any kind of supervillain. He's an actual poet who's won awards and everything and certainly wouldn't disguise a series of spells as a collection of poems about zombies, monsters, and rapping grandmas. What a ridiculous suggestion