101 Alternative Facts You Can't Prove Aren't Not True

As seen on The Chive, College Humor, and Reddit's front page.

The world has moved beyond truth. Banter and trivia are no longer limited to actual facts and no longer must your stories and witticisms be limited to legitimate information. Tell those science nerds you call friends to suck it and dazzle them with your newfound wealth of unsubstantiated knowledge.

101 Alternative Facts You Can't Not Prove includes timeless classics and all of your favorite hits, such as:

• Aardvarks are named for preferred Yellow Pages placement.
• The names of pasta shapes and plumbing joints are interchangeable.
• Horse blinders were invented to shield horses from existential crisis.
• The UN resolution to the Iran-Iraq war required the two countries to swap spellings.

101 Alternative Facts You Can't Not Prove is a certified homeopathic remedy for indigestion.*

*Not actually, but basically, because homeopathy is nonsense.