Discover the incredible, disturbing world of diseases and parasites in this faux children's book for adults-a bathroom reader to die for. Your time on the toilet will never be the same when the colorful facts and stomach-churning trivia in this illustrated bathroom reader begin to scare the crap right out of you, including: The uniquely powerful diarrhea of Minnesota How a common STD can turn you into a disfigured walking tree The brain-eating amoeba that could be swimming in your pool How much mucus your body produces An untreatable disease that creates real-life zombies (with sex addictions) How a sexy fad nearly eradicated an entire species of lice