Live Nude Elf

Live Nude Elf: The Sexperiments of Reverend Jen chronicles Reverend Jen Millers two-year series of adventures in love and sex in New York City The Reverend is a sort of elvish-speaking, Lower East Side version of Sex and the Citys Carrie Bradshaw. The sexperiments range from harrowing (working as a live nude girl at Wiggles) to embarrassing (attending fellatio school) to transcendent (reaching a mystical state through tantric sex). Along the way there is transvestitism, female ejaculation, opium smoking, and heartbreak.In the Revs art star world, where a twenty-one-year-old bisexual boy named Orion has sex with a jar of Mayonnaise, the more mundane acts of courtship, romance, and sexkissing only, buying dinner for a lover, or just making eye contact in the sackbecome themselves rare and subversive.After a year, Jen confesses to having grown a little tired of having sex. The experimentation, the many lab partners, the late nights and cans of Budweiser, meant romance was hard to come by. After a decade of New York City flings, affairs, and a few failed relationships, Jen unexpectedly falls in love, and finally must decide between him and her art: can she continue a sex column and have a functional monogamous relationship? Or does the life implicit of a sex columnist preclude her from monogamous romantic love?