Calypso Jones Versus The Cannibals of Bora Bora and Other South Sea Tales

Living most of my life in port city Long Beach I am familiar with dingy bars featuring sailor sagas divulged by old salts over some pitchers of brew. A common sea shanty is 'what do you do with a drunken sailor?Some rare shanty lament and local favorite that caught my ear was 'Calypso Jones'. Guaranteed to bring some tear to your eye, here is that sad adventure's epic allegory.