You Don't Know Me, but My Name Is Yea

All eyes were on Suzy. She was wavering betweenmaking a dash to their safe room (a cement bunkerlocated behind a hidden door in their downstairsguest bathroom that she had insisted on constructingwhen they fi rst moved in, after all, everyone knows thatthe suburbs are rife with crime) with Guido clutched toher breast or trying to beat Guido to the front door so thatshe could be the fi rst to see what I had in store for mynext trick. She leaned over and softly whispered in my earJust so you know; if you hurt him I personally will huntyou down! There will be no police, no FBI, no lawyers, nojury, no arrest, no appeal, just me! The Bible says thatvengeance is mine sayeth the Lord. I say that if it is goodenough for God then it is good enough for me.