The Poetry of Donald Trump

In his meteoric rise from humble New York real estate mensch to Consoler in Chief, Donald Trump has always used poetry to memorialize the tenor of our times. With the release of this collection we finally gather together the very best of his recent output. In a voice that can only be described as "his", the laureate is in peak form dissecting such diverse topics as the treatment of Gold Star parents; whether diet colas are consumed by thin people;the true meaning of covfefe; and, obviously, his meditations on modesty. There is no fluff to hide behind here. This is the real Donald at his most engrossing. Fans and foes alike will be forced to agree: Trump Makes Poetry Great Again