The Only Book You'll Never Need: An Insider's Look at Everything You Never Needed to Know

In this book, you'll learn everything you never needed to know about: -The Human Brain: "We're the most intelligent life in our solar system; which isn't saying much when you consider that scientists would be ecstatic just to find a live amoeba on the planet Mars." -History: "The Swiss managed to stay out of World War II, despite Hitler's threat to invade their country if they didn't stop yodeling." -Sex: "Orgasm is not the end-all to a relationship, although without it, we probably wouldn't have 2 billion Chinese today." -Marriage: "One day you may wake up and find a complete stranger lying in bed next to you, or even worse, find the head of a dead horse, which is when you realize that you have unwittingly married into organized crime." -Death: "Death is something that most people put off until it's too late."- -God: "Does God have a sense of humor? Absolutely, otherwise He would not have created city councils."