The Cool Thing

THE COOL THING is a storm of monsters, madness- and love. A shifty couple steal from a buried UFO. They''re snatched into a lab of terrifying human/alien experiments. She''s scheduled for an implant. He''s lost and blundering. Escape is up to her. Life is such a pain... so is dying.
"fun, irreverent, and scary" * "this story will blow you away" * "ribald, and frequently hilarious"