THAT WAS NO COW IN MY CLOSET, MOM! is a topical autobiography chronicling many of the notable events that created the human known as Jan Ward Maxwell. Each event is a separate short story with its own title, one of which is the same as the book's title. Other chapters include but are not limited to "e;You Ticket Me, I'll Ticket You"e;, "e;Bang Bang Birthday"e;, "e;Hands of Love"e;, "e;I Can't Not Write"e;, Woodrow Wilson"e;, "e;I'm Blind"e;, "e;David McCullough"e; .She authored the historical creative biography THEMISTOCLES: the Towering Oak, which resides in the Faculty Authors' published books collection.