Suicidal Peanut

Life''s not easy when your mum''s nuts, your uncle is becoming your aunt, and one of your crushes could -- and probably would -- break your face if he found out how you felt about him.

That''s Tab''s life, though, malevolent gods and all. His text-flirting with Demi, the brother of his best friend, is going nowhere: Demi already has a boyfriend and anyway, who dates their best friend''s twin? But then, the pining after Nick is going nowhere either, because Nick probably likes gay-bashing on Friday nights for fun. He''s gorgeous, but he''s dangerous, and Tab knows better than that.

So what''s a bit of harmless flirting, when one is taken and the other is straight? It''s just a bit of fun.

That is until Demi is suddenly single, and Nick is not looking as straight and scary as he was before.