Andy Romanoff's debut memoir chronicles his screwed-up years and how he survived to transition out of them. Filled with colorful storytelling, Romanoff takes you along for the ride as he makes a meaningful life for himself without turning his back on the person he'd been or the places he'd come from. "e;Stories I've Been Meaning to Tell You"e; is a wild tale filled with stories about getting thrown out of five high schools; stealing cars and motorcycles; getting tossed in jail; finding his way into the sleazy end of the film business; being there for the invention of Gore Films; spending time with counterculture legends like Ken Kesey, and Nick Ray; then slowly learning about love, life, and death as he becomes a reluctant success. Come along with him as he shares eighty years of stories, slowly learning to accept success, friendship, and family while raising hell along the way.