Stars and Other Monsters

Stan Lightfoot is the perfect stalker. He and his talented canine companion can track down anybody, anywhere. He's on the hunt, and with the next flash of his camera, Stan could ruin a celebrity's life and become a millionaire. His paparazzo work has gone unappreciated by everything from beefy bodyguards to vicious Chihuahuas, but now there's something new standing in his way: a vampire.

A vampire with a celebrity crush.

She needs Stan's help if she's going to get to Hollywood. It's an offer he can't refuse: Stan must deliver the world's biggest movie star on a platter-preferably not made of silver-or find himself on the menu instead. Time for a twisted road trip through nightmare America with companion who doesn't mind driving through the night.

Stan's been in tough situations before. Maybe he can at least save his dog. The bigger conundrum is that even to the perfect stalker, a star who doesn't want to be found is as dangerous as any monster.