Sneaky The Hairy Mountain Monster Goes To Church

One summer, Blake James was visiting his grandparents in Wheeling, West Virginia. It was a beautiful day as Blake and his mother and grandparents drove to a little church out in the country. The windows were open in the church and all of a sudden Blake started fanning his nose. There was an awful stench in the church. He whispered to his grandfather that somebody tooted. He and his grandfather got the giggles, and they couldn't contain themselves so they went outside. As they walked around the side of the church, they were surprised at what they saw and where the stench was coming from. I love those who love me, and those who seek me diligently find me. -Proverbs 8:17