Sheriff's Legacy

Firelands County, Colorado, just hired a new Sheriff.

Firelands County, Colorado, knew their new Sheriff was a Marine, a Gulf War veteran, and was recently graduated from college; they sent their chief deputy to pick up Sheriff Will Keller from the airport.

Firelands County, Colorado, did not know their Sheriff would arrive in a tailored, dark-blue suit dress, and high heels.

In the Sheriff''s first half-hour in-county,she uses a shotgun to stop a barfight, slams a drunk face-first into the painted plasterboard, arrests the Mayor and tells the Board of County Commissioners which of them is an adulterer, with whom and how many times; which of them is a gambler, how much he has lost at the tracks, and at which track; she lets them know in no uncertain terms exactly where they can get off, and proceeds to run her department as she pleases.

The Sheriff is here to do a job, and she doesn''t fight fair.

And she doesn''t -- whether it''s drug traffickers, a crooked prosecutor, a fiancee or getting justice, Sheriff Willamina Keller gets what she wants.

Peacefully, or otherwise.

She doesn''t care which.