Pied Piper of Hamelin

Whilst the greatest effort has been made to ensure the quality of this text, due to the historical nature of this content, in some rare cases there may be minor issues with legibility. To think we buy gowns lined with ermine For dolts that can''t or won''t determine What''s best to rid us of our vermin I You hope, because you''re old and obese, To find in the furry civic robe ease? Rouse up, sirs Give your brains a racking To find the remedy were lacking, Or, sure as fate, we''ll send you packing!