Mr. Gilgamesh, Sir: 2026 Revised Edition

Life is nothing if not beautiful because there is an end. But if that's true, why do so many chase the dream of immortality? Would you take it if it were offered to you? Who would be the one to offer it in the first place, and why? Gilgamesh gave up on his quest for eternal life after enduring long and difficult trials set by gods. But this man is just... handed it. In a bottle.