Modern Hanky-Panky: An Expert Guide to Dating Humans on the Internet

From the same illustrious medium of storytelling that brought you the likes of War and Peace, Don Quixote, and The Grapes of Wrath, now comes another book...Modern Hanky-Panky: An Expert Guide to Dating Humans on the Internet.

Taking readers deep inside the confounding world of Internet personals and dating apps, Modern Hanky-Panky follows a self-proclaimed Internet dating 'expert' as he meticulously chronicles and analyzes his online exploits. With the tenuous claim that this all somehow constitutes a guide to Internet dating others can emulate, Modern Hanky-Panky boldly promises to help make online dating marginally easier.

Receiving high praise from an impressive array of celebrities, both living and dead, this instant classic is sure to stand the test of time. Or maybe not. Pay full price for a brand-new copy and decide for yourself.