Mambo Wizard

Meet Jeremy Fletcher, boy wizard and orphan extraordinaire.After years of study, Jeremy finds himself expelled from Pigpimples Academie of Magick. He only ever mastered the single spell of transforming everyday objects into breakfast food items (a novice trick at best, and one not found in any of the Headmage's textbooks).But perhaps Jeremy's luck is due for a change.Moe and Zippo crash-land their starship on his family's property. They're space pirates on a quest to fish radio broadcasts out of black holes and build the ultimate night club. They also appear to be famished.Is this Jeremy's chance to provide a complete and balanced breakfast?In the spirit of J.K. Rowling meets The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, enter an alternate history where humans made contact with alien races, and where magicians are still embarrassing! Featuring a cast of wizard school dropouts, small furry animals, and other various weirdos! Come join the gang in a swashbuckling adventure through dysfunctional magic academies, dwarven convenience stores, and night clubs on the moons of Jupiter!The Mambo Wizard: Breakfast is Served! Truly a gem of the orphaned wizard genre!