I, Pirate

From the bestspelling author of These Words comes a story so powerful that will make you forget everything. You will be a baby again Praise for I, Pirate A once-in-a-while kind of book - The New York Times Square I didn't pay for this book - famousAuthor Bought this on sale 2-for-1. Too expensive I took many bathroom breaks - seniorKane 4 stars. Product is great. However, I discovered that it works best if you sit on it. The itchiness and the swelling disappeared. The paperback format better suited my needs. I'm removing a star because there is still some lingering smell. - amazonReviewer It was either this or a cinder block around my ankles - Toni Cannolini, former Mafia Boss Where are the faeries? Where are the vampires? Where is the love triangle? - famousBlogger I laughed so hard I swallowed my dentures I don't know where they are now - aFriendOfSeniorKane I feel like I've read this book before - seniorKane A must read for anyone hoping to be a pirate someday. - The Internet It's even better than the first book - seniorKane