I Dreamt I Became President

Don Keys gets whisked away into a bomb shelter on his first day as president, where he meets a mysterious group that claims to be the nations true power brokers. Numerous five-star generals, a five-star moderator who prefers not to be named, and others share their insights on the economy, war, taxes, and other topics that hell need to master. Keys learns that pop-up wars ensure the nation always has experienced war personnel. Hes also lectured about controlling the nations youth so that the country doesnt spiral into chaos like Mexico. He gets critical advice, such as responding to questions with answers such as, Well be looking into that matter, or Ill have my so and so committee investigate circumstances that are involved in these matters. Even more importantly, hes told to always keep his desk in the Oval Office clean so that it looks like hes keeping up with his work. Hes never to put his feet on his deskor else the world would think his job is a snap. Take a hilarious and revealing look at what it means to be president in a book that could be more fact than fiction.