Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have

Hypochondriacs can now fret appropriatelywith this humorous pocket guide to more than 40 disgusting, horrible diseases. All entries include symptoms, a diagnosis guide, treatment suggestions, a prognosis, andif you are not yet infectedprevention tips. Do you suffer from insomnia? Not goodsoon your whole body might attack your brain. Are you bothered by a persistent fever and swelling? Bewaremaggots are likely crawling beneath your skin. Have you noticed skin tenderness and discoloration? Yikesa small horn is probably going to sprout from your head. Because its ultra-portable, you can (and probably should) have The Hypochondriacs Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have with you at all times so at the slightest onset of an unmistakably fatal-feeling itchy rash, you can simply whip out your trusty guide, conveniently diagnose yourself, and then let the worrying begin.