How to win at life*: *not the board game

Tired of losing at life? Ready to become a winner? This book contains 242 pages of scientifically tested, emotionally sound advice on how to be a winner. Safety cannot be promised. Rocky marriages will become as smooth as a $10 bottle of tequila. If you have previously slain a dragon, this book may not have a great return on investment for you. Actually, books in general are probably a bad investment so please ignore the previous sentence, unless you are looking for a book on investing. In which case we would recommend browsing book categories on how to invest. This book is gluten free.