Haunted Refrigerator

"e;What happened, Unca Dave?"e; Young people today deserve an answer. To restate our hypothesis: on November 4 1953, Theodore F. Schism climbed into his mother's defrosting refrigerator and shut the door. He was 9 years old. The first book of his story was appropriately called In. Now comes the middle, the unloved child, and yet its pages introduce the villain of the piece, a role which by definition is far more interesting than that of any so-called hero. As for getting out? Young Theo might succeed, or maybe not. Looked at in that way, his is the only hope we have. So start with In, or don t and take your chances. Bifurcated Proceedings are just that, a lucky break for all of us, so how bad can it be? And if you need fortification, you can always Hoist a Few Cold Ones: Book Three.