Haiku and an Equivoke

These unique and magnificent haiku, each with an embedded pun or pun phrase, touch upon love, sports, sex, work, play, anger and many more human experiences, evoking giggles and/or groans. You will get a really good kick no matter how you will react.

Revise this haiku
And youll be arrested for
Disturbing the piece.Hoping to purge his
Awful memories, dude drinks
Milk of Amnesia.

These haiku also embed punnery punchlines that relate to titles of well-known songs or films or Broadway shows. For example:

Casanova, as
He ages, is preparing
His own bucket lust.Yiddish stage launches
New version of musical
As My Fair Sadie.Geezer recalls his
Youth as he hums, Love
Is a Many Splendoured Fling