Claptraps Wedding

A wedding. A cruise ship. A guest list of rogues, machines, and monsters. What could possibly go wrong?When Claptrap the galaxy's most enthusiastic walking disaster announces his wedding to a Roomba, the Rogues' Gallery is dragged into what should have been a bizarre but harmless celebration aboard the HMS Nurgle's Jewel. Instead, it becomes a night of mechanical in-laws, malfunctioning sanity, eldritch horrors in the plumbing… and a wedding cake that should never have been baked.As vows are exchanged and cocktails flow, reality begins to fracture. The cake cracks. The walls bleed. The lavatories whisper. And when a Carnifex bursts from the frosting, the reception turns into a war zone where survival is optional but chaos is guaranteed.Told through multiple irreverent perspectives, Claptrap's Wedding is a riotous blend of science fiction, satire, cosmic horror, and absurdist comedy. It's a story about love, logic failure, and why you should never trust a wedding planned by a sentient catastrophe.If you enjoy outrageous sci-fi comedy, dark absurdity, and stories where everything goes spectacularly wrong, this is one wedding you won't forget… if you survive it.