Butterscotch and Marmalade's Wild Adventure

Butterscotch and Marmalade are two little girls like any other; they love mouse eyes for breakfast, frogs, and sending plagues of hairnets to attack unsuspecting peasants. Oh, and they live with a witch on the edge of a magical forest called Piddly Woods.Follow the girls as they embark on their first adventure into a world of magic, singing fig rolls and short-sighted fairies to find the very last dragon alive before Prince Malcolm makes sandwiches out of it. Absolutely fascinating, who knew you could play tennis with cheese.The Daily Herring After reading this, I had wind.The Confused LamppostSensational, I would visit Poop any time . . . oh, isnt this a travel book?The Clarified Butter