Boomer Bust

Boomer Bust: A Weird and Wild Florida Mystery with More Twists Than a Lazy River!Gumbo Malone thought he'd seen it all in Cedar Key, Florida. But when Maude Tippleton, a woman whose fashion sense screams "e;retirement community rebel,"e; storms into The Rusty Pelican with a tale of foul play, Gumbo's pulled into a mystery more bizarre than a flamingo in a snowstorm.Someone is bumping off wealthy widows in retirement communities, and the only clue is a suspiciously charming social director with teeth so white they could signal passing ships. As Gumbo and his partner Ellie navigate a world of early bird specials, Zumba classes, and fiercely competitive bingo, they uncover a scheme involving stolen fortunes, experimental drugs, and a conspiracy that reaches deeper than the Florida aquifer.Get ready for:   • A cast of unforgettable characters, including the "e;Hot Flashes,"e; a group of senior citizen vigilantes with their own brand of justice.    • A plot that combines the quirkiness of Florida with the thrills of a classic whodunit.    • More laugh-out-loud moments than a retirement community talent show.    • A healthy dose of Florida weirdness, including a legendary alligator named Old Scarback and a parrot with a knack for detective work. If you love Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Moore, or Janet Evanovich, and you're looking for a hilarious mystery with a side of key lime pie, "e;Boomer Bust"e; is your next great read!Keywords: Florida mystery, humorous mystery, quirky, whacky, Gumbo Malone, amateur sleuth, senior citizens, retirement community mystery, Cedar Key, Florida fiction, crime fiction, funny, beach read, book, Florida humor, character-driven mystery, fast-paced mystery, weird Florida