Baldy Waldy

HEY BALDY YEAH, YOU Did you know that bald is beautiful? Have you ever seen a TRULY bald eagle? How about a lion with a comb-over? What about a balding bunny with a cul-de-sac hair-do? All these BALDIFUL things and more are found in this book about EMBRACING BALDNESS It has great suggestions about what to do with all the retail space that is on the noggin. Explore the history of hair and why being bald is best Great for middle-aged men with a newly balding bean, or for kiddos who are OWNING the glossy globe look Originally written for those experiencing hair loss during chemotherapy, but beloved by all in the chrome dome community

So we hear that you are going bare, and your head is losing all its hair...BUT...going bald is kind of funny when you see a balding bunny

You could paint your head fun colors like a fancy egg at Easter Be grateful your not bald like a baboon... he's balding on his keister

Even camping is better when you're greasy and bald. You're too slippery to catch and less likely to be mauled

Sometimes you can even make money with a naked head and face Just think of all the possibilities of bald advertising space

Sometimes it falls off slowly like a leaf in the breeze, and sometimes it shoots off quickly like a booger in a sneeze

Now that I have given you all this great advice, sit back, relax, and watch the hairy people get lice

This book is a fan favorite full of good-humored fun created specifically to have a laugh with your favorite baldiful person This book is part of the MIss Riss Writes series and the target audience is ALL AGES