Autobiography of a Nobody...

SUPPORT YOUR STARVING AUTHORHere I am A Nobody and I m expecting you to buy another book. Why on earth would you buy a book from someone you have never heard of before? Because I can give you 3 good reasons why you should invest in my book. Has any other author ever done that? I don t think so. Let me show you just why my book is worth your hard-earned money. 1.) At least one character in my book will remind you of: Yourself An In-Law An Ex-In-Law A Best Friend An Ex-Friend A Stranger you met once in your lifetime. 2.) If you will read just one chapter of my book I guarantee that you will Laugh Cry Reminisce or simply Curse yourself for spending money on another book. 3.) My final guarantee is that I can give you a practical reason to buy my book. You can add it to your Emergency Kit It will might come in handy. You can use it as a splint for a broken leg, If none of these strike a fancy then you can strike it with a match and use it as kindling. Do you need a reminder of the outhouses and used catalogs? Well my book will come in handy if you ever run out of toilet paper. Let s face it with the way the economy is today my book might come in real handy. So Pull up a comfy chair ,grab your favorite drink, and journey with me to the hills of West Virginia where we will Laugh a while, or Cry a little bit, but rest assured we will enjoy our time together. Thanks Friend.