All I Want For Christmas

++the g'norr are your friends-welcome them-love, serve, obey++

It's Christmastime, and a full-scale covert alien invasion is underway Bullied back into service, retired g'norr squadleader Sneet must help claim the primitive planet Earth for the glory of the G'norr Dominion by undertaking a mission that involves brainwashing human children in preparation for the takeover...all while working undercover as a shopping mall Santa.

With the might and technology of a galaxy-spanning extraterrestrial empire pitted against a bunch of primitive juvenile primates, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right?

Right...?