A-Z According to Mikey

Mikey's teacher said A is for Apple, B is for boy, C is for cat, D is for Dog, and so on. Is that what you learned too? I thought so...but Mikey started to wonder if maybe the alphabet went a bit more like this:
What if B was for Blue? A rock and roll baboon I saw last week at the zoo. One of my favorite letters is M and it's not for Monkey or Mom. M is for the mismatched shoe day, my favorite day of school. O is for odd, which is exactly what you'll find at Owen J. Oswald's rare antiques at the corner of Opossum and Thyme.
This is just the beginning of A-Z According to Mikey. So sit down and get ready to laugh because things are about to get silly