A Prison Trilogy

How I worked my way to prison, and all the fun folks I met during my 5 year stay.If in prison, do what it takes to have fun. But, hurt no one or their ego. Some guys are touchy about that. Touchy to the point that they may stab you. That's usually how someone came to harm by another inmate. The offended party's sense of 'self-worth' had been stepped on. And their only rebuttal was violence. Probably due to a limited vocabulary. I should have asked. Maybe I could have gotten a gubmint grant to study that concept.Remember, if you're going to screw up, make sure it's a federal offense.