Hilariously funny Louise Rennison's fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off!"e;Come on, Jas, you do really want to know my plan, especially as it concerns you, my little hairy pally."e;"e;I'm not hairy."e;"e;Have it your own way, just don't go near any circuses."e;"e;Shut up. Go on then, tell me your plan."e;"e;OK, this is it: when I go to Hamburger-a-gogo land... you come with me! Do you see? We will be like Thelma and Louise!"e;"e;We're not called Thelma and Louise."e;"e;I know that, I'm just saying we will be LIKE THEM!"e;"e;And we're not American. And neither of us can drive."e;"e;Oh dear God. Jas, your spaceship has arrived. Please get in."e;Laugh your knickers off at Georgia's tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land (the US) and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be...?