Biff and Buster - a Tale of Two Pirates

This is a story, in rhyme, about two pirates, Biff and Buster, who argue about the spoils of plunder. 'Though treasure aplenty was stored in a chest, they fought over who should have the best.' They couldn't agree on the colour of the sea; whether it was blue, or whether it was green. They argued about every- thing, and wrecked their ship in the ensuing fight, over who was wrong and who was right. Marooned on a lonely island, Biff and Buster finally understood the value of friendship, and the foolishness that led to their demise.