I had gone on many vacations, mostly in the southeastern United States,but I wanted to try to "e;see it all."e; I found out that there were peoplewho went on vacation and never came back. I wanted to be one of thosepeople. I wanted to become a "e;Professional Tourist"e; and I did! I havedescribed some of the things that happened along the way and some how totips for those who share in the spirit of adventure in wanting to knowwhat is over the next hill and around the next curve in the road and forthose who have heard the immortal question while heading up the highway,"e;Are we there yet?"e;