Total Sh*t: An excremental essay about President Trump.

This satirical essay uses two of Merriam-Webster's definitions of the word "shit" to describe and highlight our President's character and behavior: (i) a worthless, offensive, or detestable person, and (ii) feces. This book will help you satisfy the urge to purge and cope with the ongoing pall of Trump in the White House whose fetid smell wafts all day long via mass media into your living room, your bedroom, and up your nostrils. It's a cathartic read that's as satisfying as a good shit - plus, it takes about the same amount of time.Learn: *The definition of hundreds of "shit"-related phrases as they relate to Trump in a "shittery" appendix at the back of the book.*The types of Trumpshit as graduated on the medical diagnostic Bristol Stool Scale.*Why America thinks this guy's shit doesn't stink.*What you can do to help evacuate this shit from the American body.