The Ring of Shiya

My name is Lauren, and I work for a vampire named Shiya. She believes in something called "The Law of Attraction" and expects miracles to happen whenever. We create our own reality, right? Whatever Anyway, there's a powerful being named Gehenna that's out to kill us, without any regard for our personal schedules, a faun, an angel that gets turned into a vampire (an accident, I swear) a really cool classic tow truck, and a lot of sappy stuff about how we all love each other so dreadfully much. So now I have to try to reunite the family of a suburbanite drunk (without eating him), keep an angel from slaughtering most of Hartford, get back to my partner Maddie back home in Vermont, and fight a nasty beast that we call...um...The Beast. And all this without really knowing exactly what my mission is, or where my boss is. She's missing. Of course. Dammit