The Little Book of Golf Jokes

It is a well-known truth that to be a golfer you must have a great sense of humour. Because it's the most ridiculous sport in the world. As deceptively simple as it is endlessly complicated, as Arnold Palmer once famously said, golf is a puzzle no player, amateur or professional, has yet to solve. And, let's be honest, never wants to. A bad day on the green is better than any good day anywhere else.
Since 2020, golf is on the rise again, with more than 500 million players and TV spectators tuning in for the biggest tournaments. It's little surprise, then, that the sport comes with its own curious sense of humour: a collection of one-liners, jokes, puns and gags as old (and as tired) as the game itself, which dates back to the 15th century. Hidden at the bottom of the bag, there are, of course, absolute belters too... the kind of jokes that even Rory McIlroy couldn't beat with a club, even if he wanted to.
The Little Books of Golf Jokes is packed with 180 classic (and not-so-classic) jokes about the sport that wears too many polo shirts. Whether you're a scratch golfer, a serial bunker visitor or a clubhouse loiterer, this tiny tome is the perfect golf cart companion, ideal for cheering players up during long rounds when the ball doesn't have the legs to find the hole. When that happens, putt your feet up, grip this book and rip it, then laugh all the way to the 19th hole. Enjoy!