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HOMELESS is based out of New York City. He has the personality of a duct-taped Wiffle ball bat. His hobbies include staring into empty McDonald's bags, blowing his nose into empty McDonald's bags, and drawing on empty McDonald's bags. He's also the author of a novel, This Hasn't Been a Very Magical Journey so Far (Expat Press), and a forthcoming poetry collection, Ghost Crumbs (University of Hell Press). // "Richard Brautigan meets James Purdy while waiting in line at McDonald's."-the Hamburglar // " Homeless] balances comedy, nihilism, and grief to tell a heartfelt story that amuses you with its absurdity and makes you laugh with the] unexpected..."-HEAVY FEATHER REVIEW