I Have The Best Words

This book was written by me, a genius. I saw the best words written throughout history by some very fine poets, tremendous poets, many people said so, and I thought, what if a big GENIUS took the best poems and made them EVEN BETTER?

Compiled & edited by Bill Grouse-terrific guy, I like him a lot-this collection of classic poems has been, shall we say, "trumped up" for a generation who doesn't have time for all that old stuff. Nobody knows poetry like I do. I think it's going to be the most-watched poetry book in America.

Is it political humor? Satire? Parody? Or is it a sobering meditation on how we've arrived at this surreal historical moment? Maybe it's all of the above.

One thing's for sure, though: it's a collection of oddly familiar poems that capture the spirit of our tumultuous times in a poetic voice like no other.