
I Can Explain Everything
Is there a 100-pound semi-aquatic South American rodent in your kitchen?
I am Dobby the Capybara, I live in the suburbs, and this is my story. Royalty is automatic among the world's largest rodents, but I am The Prince. Read the highly opinionated record of my downfall from pampered pet to grubby, corn-obsessed middle age.
This isn't "How to Capybara" anything, and the facts are a little bit mixed up. If you are interested in wild capybaras, don't look here I can tell you what's in my refrigerator, though, and where the off-limits birdseed is. I also discuss visitor expectations, explain discreet coprophagy techniques, and offer advice on forays into forbidden parts of the house. Grab a highlighter and take notes in case there is a poop quiz
- Undertitel
- Confessions of a Pet Capybara
- Författare
- Stacy Winnick
- Illustratörer
- Sonya Reasor
- ISBN
- 9780999397602
- Språk
- Engelska
- Vikt
- 304 gram
- Utgivningsdatum
- 2017-10-16
- Förlag
- Bratty Capybara Press
- Sidor
- 202
