George Bush, Dark Prince of Love

Rosemary is an obese ex-con with no viable career prospects, a boyfriend old enough to be her grandfather, and a major obsession with the forty-first president, whom she fondly refers to as "G.B." Unexpectedly smitten during the inaugural address, Rosemary is soon anticipating G.B.'s public appearances with the enthusiasm she had once reserved for all-you-can-eat breakfast buffets. As her ardor and determination to gain G.B.'s affection grows, Rosemary embarks on a campaign that escalates from a series of personal letters to paid advertising, until she finally reaches the White House.

Written with razor-sharp wit by the acclaimed author of Omnivores, and packed with wry observations of our times, our presidents, and our electorate, George Bush, Dark Prince of Love supplies a foolproof, hilarious antidote to the hype, hypocrisies, and horror shows sure to develop during this election year.