All the Things Mom Will Never Say

Don't go to bed so early! Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this, or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead? In this comical look at all of the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom.

This tender and humorous ode to mothers is delivered through the eyes of a little boy and his cat, the true hero of the book, and moms and kids will bond over these amusing scenarios that end with a message of love.

So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.