Where Is Joe Merchant?

"Where is Joe Merchant?" That's what his sister Trevor Kane, the haemorrhoid-ointment heiress wants to know...For Desdemona, Merchant is the missing link in her ongoing communications with space aliens. Tabloid journalist Rudy Breno only cares that Merchant gets bigger headlines than Elvis. And for renegade seaplane pilot Frank Bama, the mystery of the presumed-dead-but-often-sighted rock star is turning his life upside down.