Two Brave Uncles Cooking to the Beat

Two Brave Uncles Cooking to the BeatA Short Storyby Mr PseudonymBoris Bogtrotter had always loved picturesque Glasgow with its sharp, successful swamps. It was a place where he felt delighted.He was a sweet, smelly, squash drinker with greasy legs and pretty arms. His friends saw him as a quarrelsome, queenlike queen. Once, he had even revived a dying, injured bird. That''s the sort of man he was.