Thinking About Beans May Cause Brain Farts

This is a compilation of funny one-liners, quotes, and random absurdities. If you are looking for a serious read this book is not for you. This was written as a project for friends that have encouraged me to write a book highlighting some of my humorous and random posts on social media. I am serious about a few things. However much of life can be viewed from a funny perspective. That is what this book is about. This is not a book meant to be read straight through like a novel. Enjoy it at your own pace. If you are able to read this book in its entirety without giggling, snorting, or laughing out loud then please have your pulse checked.