The Transmogrification of Sydney Pellegrini

When Pliv, who claimed to be a "Bulgarian," appeared in that travel agency office in 1993, no one could have predicted that Sydney would fall in love with him, or, more incredibly, he with her.

From the start, Pliv was, let’s say, different. For openers, he dressed like a doofus, didn’t feel pain, and never seemed to eat. Also, he spoke perfect English but read at the first grade level.

All Pliv wanted was someone to escort him to five U.S. cities in five days. The bizarre events that followed changed everyone. Forever.

It seems safe to theorize that after reading The Transmogrification of Sydney Pellegrini, readers will begin to regard their microwave display panel as neither clock nor timer.